Monday, November 28, 2011

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue


Here are some funny/clever "roses are red, violets are blue" riddles that my forum friend, Pakpik came up with. Personally, my favorites are the "short-term memory loss" riddle and the "I know I'm pretty" riddle. How about you guys? Which ones are your favorites! Leave a comment if you want to telling me your favorites! And if you have the time, why not post some "roses are red, violets are blue" riddles that you make up!


Roses are red

Violets are blue
There's a bug on the carpet
So give me your shoe!

Roses are red

Violets are blue
I'd like a sandwich
Perhaps even two

Roses are red

Violets are blue
I have short term memory loss...
Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue
I know I'm pretty
But what happened to you?

19 comments:

  1. I like these, they're quite funny!

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  2. I know right? I was amazed at how well-written and funny these are. I was also amazed because I didn't know my friend could be so funny and clever. :P

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  3. I know one from the Jamma Central, Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm sorry that my dog just bit you.

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  4. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a bad cold,
    A-CHOO!

    Haha, that one sucked XP

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Animal Jam is
    better then YOU!

    XD

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  5. LOL. Those are funny and clever Owl. :P
    Better than I could ever do, that's for sure. ;)

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  6. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I made this up on the spot....
    Crowd: BOO!!!!!!!

    LAME! XD

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    If you don't leave RIGHT NOW, I'll shake you to Timbuktu.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pasta is purple,
    But then so is your shoe.

    -OwlEye

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  7. Roses are red
    violets are blue
    monkeys like you belong to the zoo
    but don't you worry i'll be there too
    not in a cage but laughing at you

    -nobbie

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  8. Very clever, Nobbie!
    It has a nice ring to it! :)

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  9. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm dyslexic...
    Roses are blue
    Red are violets

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm really quite sorry,
    But my horse dumped a trash can on you.

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  10. THESE ARE ALL EXTREMELY FUNNEH! :D~coolcat1o

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  11. Roses are red Violets are blue Escuse me my brother just farted on you!Roses are red Violets are blue Sorry my dancing banana just stole your shoe! XP those sucked~coolcat1o

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  12. WAIT I HAZ ANOTHER ONEZ! Roses are red Violets are blue I just ate your shoe so here is your new!~coolcat1o

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  13. lol! These are funny!

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  14. rose are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell he do to you

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  15. LOL. roses are red voilets are blue im super smart what the heck happened to you

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  16. oh yeah my user is aiae123

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  17. Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I need to go to the baffruum ~Patrick Star

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  18. Violets are red, Roses are blue, I'm stupider than you. That SUCKED DX

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