Friday, June 29, 2012

I Can Comment Again!

Huzzah! I just looked it up online and it told me to allow third-party cookies! So I did and now it's keeping me signed in when I log on and I can comment!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Gem Breaker Hints & Tips

Game Locations: Mt. Shiveer, Sol Arcade [Jamaa Township]
Players: 1-2
Achievements: Click here for a full list of the achievements you can earn by playing Gem Breaker, complete with hints and tips on how to earn them.
Game Genre: Strategy/Luck
Game Controls: Use your left mouse button to shoot. Move your mouse to the left/right to aim.
Gameplay: Gem Breaker is a really fun game. You can play it by yourself or with one of your buddies. Only 1-2 players can play, unfortunately. Now, I consider myself pretty good at this game, and I'm sure my good friend Goofy8966 will agree.
Like almost all Animal Jam games, Gem Breaker has three different difficulty levels. Easy, Medium and Hard. If you just want to earn all your achievements as quickly and easily as possible, I definitely recommend playing on the Easy level. If you want just a little more challenge, try Medium. And if you are an ambitious person who loves to take the most challenging route up the mountain, I highly suggest playing it on Hard!

To play this game, you use your mouse and left-click to shoot a gem out of the contraption at the bottom of the screen that kind of looks like a harpoon/anchor. You can move your mouse to the left and right to aim it. The contraption can not move up or down but you can change its angle. Remember to aim based on the gem color. If you have a blue gem you should aim towards a group of blue gems. If there isn't a group of blue gems then make a new one. You need to match at least 3 gems of the same color to knock them down. The aim of the game is to clear (knock down) all of the phantoms in a level.

Each level tells you how many phantoms you have to clear to win and progress to the next level.

In the bottom right-hand corner, it tells you what color gem you will get next. This color will appear in your "harpoon" after you shoot the one you have currently. So this helps determine where you should shoot a stray gem that doesn't have a group to go to. Like, if you have a blue gem, and there are no already-made blue gem groups above, this could tell you where you should shoot it so you don't block the group of the gem color that is going to come next. That way you'll be able to shoot the next gem color to its group. (That is, if it has an already-made group.)

Tips: I only have a couple of tips... Remember to pay attention to both sides of the board. When I say that, I mean keep a close eye on both sides to make sure that the right side isn't accumulating more gems than the left side. Try to keep them even. If you have a red gem and there are two red gem groups above, pick the group that's on the side that has the most gems. You want to keep both sides balanced out with as little gems as possible. That's my best tip for earning the "Gem Ace!" achievement where you have to complete level 20 of Gem Breaker. That was one of my hardest achievements to earn.

Oh! Also! Remember that you don't necessarily have to hit the gem straight towards where you want it to go! You can point it at a wall, and if you get your angle right, it can go where you want it to go. This is especially helpful if you have tons of gems and you're in a pickle because you know you're going to lose soon if you don't get rid of all of them. So, angling at walls and letting the gems bounce off the wall is a great way to put gems in hard to reach places.

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Leave a comment! I hope I helped make your Gem Breaker experience as easy and fun as possible!

Gem Breaker Achievements

Gem Breaker (6)
          Breaker! - play Gem Breaker 10 times
          Buster! - play Gem Breaker 20 times
          Crasher! - play Gem Breaker 35 times
          Smasher! - play Gem Breaker 50 times
          Gem Guru! - win 10 multiplayer games of Gem Breaker (I had a glitch where I had to win way more than 10 multiplayer games to get this achievement. So if you aren't getting this achievement and you know you've won more than 10 multiplayer games, don't worry. Just keep winning multiplayer games and I promise you will get it eventually.)
          Gem Ace! - complete level 20 of Gem Breaker (Remember, you can play it on any level: easy, medium, or hard. I obviously recommend easy.)

Monday, June 25, 2012

Can't Comment, Animal Jam Funbie Reopened

Sorry guys but I can't comment on my (or other people's) blog! When I click "Sign in" it won't keep me signed in so I can't comment! That's why I haven't been replying to your questions and comments. I'm sorry. :(

Also, Jazzy re-opened Animal Jam Funbie!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Phantom Fighter Glitch

I don't know about you guys but I'm having a glitch playing Phantom Fighter. If  I play on Hard on level 3 all the phantoms disappear and I can't shoot anything. :/

Animal Jam Minigame Guides/Tutorials/Videos

Aloha everyone!

I think that I am going to start making Animal Jam guides/videos for all of the minigames around Jamaa! Does that sound like a good idea? I will provide help and walkthroughs to get through the game and get the achievements! What game should I start with first? Please leave a comment with your ideas and feedback!

Edit: Looks like I'm getting lots of positive feedback. I'll try to start this project sometime this week!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Penguin Glitch

This is what my penguin looked like for me:

This is what my penguin looked like to my storage account Sheesh4Storage:

I tried changing rooms and then my penguin was back to normal. But it's a cool glitch! :D

New Ideas Icon At Summer Carnival & Many Glitches Gone

Hello Jammers!
I must say I am really pleased with this update! Animal Jam got rid of all of the glitches! :D

Okay, so first things first, Animal Jam added a new ideas icon at the Summer Carnival - ya know the purple question mark where you can send ideas and suggestions to Animal Jam.

Animal Jam fixed the trade list glitch where if you added an item to your trade list it wouldn't disappear from your inventory when you went to add more items to your trade list and you could fill up your whole list with that same item except everybody else would only see one item. Very annoying glitch but thankfully Animal Jam fixed it!

They also fixed the glitch in Jamaa Township where there were two Jam Mart Furnitures.
CLICK HERE FOR MY POST ON THIS. (I was one of the first to discover this glitch.)

Also, you can now click the Sky High rules! There was a glitch before where if you clicked the rules nothing happened! (The rules didn't pop up.) But it's fixed now! :D

Monday, June 18, 2012

Mldb's New Blog

Hey guys,

My friend Mldb/Thedoglover has a new blog. It is about three different online games: Animal Jam, Transformice, and Chicken Smoothie. Mldb enjoys all three of these games and so decided to create an "all-in-one" blog. ;)
Check out Mldb's new blog Animal Jam Mouse!

Silverstein Scams Yet Again...

Hi guys. I bring you sad, pathetic news about a sad, pathetic person. If you haven't viewed my previous thread about Silverstein the scammer, check it out HERE.

Today Silverstein scammed my very good friend and fellow blogger (check out Geckoguy's AMAZING blog HERE). She tricked everyone when she said she had changed and wasn't a scammer anymore and after a few months of her not scamming and becoming Gecko's friend, he trusted her. And then she scammed his non-member wings and beard! Good freaking grief, what has Jamaa become? Why do we have to deal with 'tards like Silver?! Sorry for the minor language but gosh! She has scammed all my friends. And what's worse she DENIES ever doing so. Do yourself a favor and report this witch and get her out of Jamaa.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Someone Made A New Account Called Iwatchoveryou

Listen doofus...

Animal Jam knows how to check people's IP addresses and if you don't cut this crud out I'm going to ask Animal Jam to do something about it.

I don't know what the hell your deal is but you got problems, man. Go away and leave me alone. Get a freaking life and stop bothering others. It's not funny. It's not amusing. It's stupid and so are you. Have a nice day. @_@

Oh, and I'm not the type of person who is all bark and no bite. I actually GET STUFF DONE. So cut the bull or I really will get Animal Jam to IP ban you. They have the tools to do so and will if necessary. For instance if creeps like you won't stop harassing bloggers. Go troll someone else, bro.

Actually, I'mma change my email to That way you won't be able to use my old one!

Friday, June 15, 2012

Beastbear's Animal Jam Blog

Heyo peeps!

Beastbear has an Animal Jam blog called Animal Jam Junction! That's a really cool blog name, don't ya think?! It has a real nice ring to it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

New Funny Picture

Heh heh. Check out my Funny Animal Jam Pictures page for a new funny picture! :3

New Phantom Ball Record And Recycling Fair Prizes

Heyo Jammers!

I just got 597 tickets playing Phantom Ball! Isn't that amazing?! It's the most I have ever gotten before! Also, sorry about the crappy picture quality but I was playing Animal Jam on "low" quality so that Phantom Ball wouldn't lag. What are your Summer Carnival game highscores? What's your favorite game and why? I don't really have a favorite game, but for sure the game that gets you the most gems out of the three is Phantom Ball! :)
Also, I think that when we recycle prizes that we bought at the fair with tickets we should get tickets when we recycle them, not gems. As you can see this lollipop necklace recycles for 300 gems, but it SHOULD recycle for 300 tickets! And even if the lollipop necklace had cost 10,000 GEMS instead of 10,000 tickets, isn't that recycle price just a TAD too small? @_@

Today Someone Used My E-mail To Create A New Animal Jam Account...

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. Whoever did this please own up right now. I am taking down my e-mail address because some stupid person abused the privilege of me giving it out to the public. Today I got an e-mail. It said that someone had made a new account called YourNotBetterThanMe with my e-mail. And whoever did it, congratulations. You proved yourself to be an immature doofus. Nice job kid! ;) The Contact Me page has been taken down. This is the first time in history this has ever happened and I've had my blog since August 2011. You just hit a new low. That is my personal e-mail and under no circumstances do I want random haters using it. Good freaking grief. I didn't think I would ever have to say this but apparently I did.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Majesticdragon Has Turned Good

Hey guys!

Around 9 or 10 months ago Majecticdragon and her friends scammed me. They scammed my pink heart balloon (when it was rare) and my pink mech angel helmet. She swore at me in Appondale (the f-word) and called me names. And she made me CRY in real life and I was 13. Pretty old, but scamming hurts. She scammed me, lied to me, and bullied and swore at me. But... She's changed. She. Has. Changed. As of today she apologized to me after 9 or 10 months, we are now friends, and she sent me pink sweet walls as an apology.

Thank you Majestic. I am so glad you do not scam people any more. :)

Monday, June 11, 2012

New Note When You Sign Up To Play Animal Jam

First off, full credit to this discovery goes to my good friend bigcatsfoever. So, after you finish talking with Liza the Panda Shaman you will get this pop up message:
If you choose "Go to your den" you go to your den.
If you choose "Watch animal videos" you will go to Sarepia Theater.
If you click "Play Games" you will go to the Sol Arcade.
If you click "Explore Jamaa" you will stay in the location where you appeared. For instance, if you were in Coral Canyons and you clicked "Explore Jamaa" the pop-up would disappear and you'd still be in Coral Canyons.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

4 New Servers

Hey guys...

Four new Animal Jam servers! ;)


I Added A New Picture To My Funny Non-Animal Jam Pictures Page

Hey guys!
I added a new picture to my Funny Non-Animal Jam Pictures Page! Check it out! :3
Sorry if it's a little dirty but I find it hilarious.

Funny Quotes I Collected (Minor Swears!)

Before continuing to view my post, if you hadn't already seen the title: Funny Quotes I Collected (Minor Swears!) than I'm letting you know once more...

There are a couple of swears in my quotes. They are nothing too bad (not the f-word) but they are nonetheless swears and if you don't want to see them I recommend you not read any further on this thread...

Oh! Scratch that! I have a good idea! I'll make the quotes that include a swear(s) bright red so you can distinguish them from the other "clean" quotes.

I was told that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook were merging. It will be called YouTwitFace.

If there was a zombie apocalypse only blondes would survive because zombies only eat brains! Friends are alot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

I love it when I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put a few chips in it.

When I die, I want to be buried with some random animal bone just to confuse future archaeologists.

"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you climbed up a tree and said: 'OH MY GOD! Look how big this piece of broccoli is!'"

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

If all the cars on Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when it's illegal to drink and drive?

I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.

You can tell a lot about a person just by looking at their car. For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son of a b****.

Whenever a bird sh*** on my head, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on the porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.

I'm going to paint a blue square in my backyard, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

Yo Mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her!

When I clean my room: 1% Cleaning. 29% Complaining. 70% Playing with stuff I just found.

Reason why I check my voice mail... 5% Because I care about my missed calls, 95% to remove that annoying icon.

That awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.

"Do you want a plastic bag?" "No, I have a magical elephant that will hold my stuff".

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry." "Are you kidding me?!" "Nope, I'm Dad."

If you watch Titanic backwards, it is a heartwarming tale about a ship that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When life fives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?

Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I didn't slap you; I high-fived your face.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

No one is listening until you fart.

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect".

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

I bet you I could stop gambling.

Someone wrote gullible on the ceiling.

Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter".

Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.

Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

They call it "PMS" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F-word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Girls are like roads, the more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it sh*** on your head.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins with "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**..."

Glitch In Jamaa Township

Hey Jammers!

There is a glitch in Jamaa Township on the outside of Jam Mart Furniture!

Claw Machine Added To Horses Only Party


I discovered that they added a claw machine to the Horses Only Party. You can get horse plushies. :P

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Get Falling Snow For Your Blog

Okay! First things first! Make sure that you are signed into your Blogger account!

Then click "Design" in the top right-hand corner of your blog!

If you are using the old Blogger interface...
  • Select "Add a Gadget"
  • A new window will open up. Scroll down into you find "HTML/JavaScript"
  • Click the blue + button
  • Title it if you want (but it's unnecessary) and paste this code into the "Content" box:
<script type="text/javascript" src="" /></script>
  • Click "Save" and you're done. Add the code more times for more snow!

Questions? Leave them in the comments. Enjoy your snowy blog. ;)

Add Animated Rainbow Changing Colors To The Links On Blogger

To everyone wondering how to get rainbow links just click the link below and follow the instructions. ;)

Add Animated Rainbow Changing Colors To The Links On Blogger

Play Sky High On The National Geographic Kids Website

If you post about this on your blogs please give me full credit. :/

Hey guys!

I just discovered that you can now play the game Sky High on the National Geographic Kids website. Here is the link to Sky High: CLICK HERE FOR LINK.

This is the animal you play as. You can only play as a gray wolf. Sorry about the bad quality but that's the quality that the wolf was in the first place. ;)

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Amazing Wolf/Moon Picture!

Hey guys!

Just found this today... What do you think? I love it. The picture link:

If you want to use this picture as your desktop background follow these simple steps:
  • Click the link above
  • Use the magnifying glass tool (by clicking the picture) to zoom in
  • Right-click and click "Save image as..."
  • Click "Save"

Updated All About Me Page

Hey guys,

I updated the "All About Me" page! I edited and added in other information! Please check it out if you want to learn more about me! :)

New Funny Animal Jam Picture

Hey guys!

I added a brand new Funny Animal Jam Picture to the Funny Pictures page! Please check it out and leave your comments! Have fun and I hope you laugh! :)

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Lineyluv's Library (Story Blog)

Hey guys!

My friend Lineyluv has a new blog! It is a story blog called Lineyluv's Library. Please check it out, read some stories, and if you have the time, leave a kind comment or two! :)

Looking For Turkey Hat

Hey guys,

I recently traded my only 2 turkey hats and I'm looking for a different color. If you have a turkey hat can you please send or trade it to me? Thank you so much in advance. I really appreciate it guys. :)